I'm fed up with fashion magazines
Who fill their pages with trendy diets,
Purely designed for fat queens
I know I should whisper this, be quiet,
But I'm gonna shout it loud!
Say it proud,
I'm on a cream cake regime
Yeah fatties ... go on scream !
I'm Not skinny ,just lean,
Not bitter but wanna be mean
I've had enough,
Of scouring shops for clothes,
That cling in the right places
So fat people think it's fine
To carry on stuffing their faces.
I'm a middle age woman who needs some grace,
I don't want to wear kids t-shirts,
With the latest pop stars face,
Manufacturer keep making things
Bigger and bigger!
Fatties continue to binge and binge
How is that suppose to help the obese figure?
Those money making supermarket,
Should make their doors real tight,
That would surely help the fatties fight their fight,
Clothes should be fashioned with less fabric,
Perhaps something in the fatties brain would then click
My life shouldn't be made harder
Because some people can't stay out of their larder
I'm On a cream cake regime
So go on fatties SCREAM !
Submitted to : dVerse Poetics for the above prompt